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5 Sexy Vacations That Will Take a Disappointing Turn When He Doesn’t Propose
This was my debut article for Reductress.

Woman Not Interested in Working but Very Interested in Buying Stuff
Another article for Reductress. (This is not about me—I love working and hate buying stuff.)

Celiac & Salty
I was diagnosed with Celiac disease in 2018 and was not super happy about it, so this is where I wrote about missing bread and eating gluten-free in Portland.

Procrastinating: A Guide 
You probably think you're good at procrastinating, but I'm the best.

Maybe Divorce is Contagious
I wrote about how I caught a divorce for The Huffington Post. 

Donuts for Doug
I made a GoFundMe for my coworker, Doug, after his bike was stolen from the parking garage at our place of work. It raised over $500 which was enough to buy a new bike (and 6 jelly donuts).

Glowbutrin
Sometimes you just want to write your own fake antidepressant commercial.